By: Craig
Ballantyne, CSCS, MS,
http://www.TurbulenceTraining.com
Dear Friend,
This is a letter from your ol' pal, belly fat.
We had a great run this summer, didn't we? Lots
of good times, great food, and plain ol'
sitting around eating too much.
Well, I'm thinking about sticking around
another year if you don't mind. But you might
need to get a bigger pair of pants, as I was
thinking about expanding my place down
here.
So do me a favor, avoid that interval training
you were thinking of doing. The last time you
did that stuff, I nearly had to look for a new
place to live. I felt like the Wicked Witch of
the West in the land of Oz. Did you hear me
yelling, "Help me, I'm melting!"?
Instead, stick to that slow cardio stuff. Sure
I get a little sweaty, and the ol' brain up
there thinks it's doing "a real fat burning
workout", but it's never enough to melt me
outta here.
Another thing, keep listening to those experts
who say strength training doesn't burn body
fat. Since research shows they're wrong, if you
added strength training to your program, you'd
practically need to throw me a going away
party!
After each one of those superset workouts you
tried last January it felt like someone lit a
match under our collective butt. I was burning
up down here!
But boy oh boy, I sure was glad you gave that
up and went back to just lifting utensils and
not dumbells. Otherwise we wouldn't have been
able to celebrate another summer together this
year.
Sometimes I wonder, what did you ever do in
college without me, your trusted belly fat?
Back then, you were probably one of those
people that couldn't wait to get to the beach
to show off your body, not like these days.
Nope, stay in the shade and keep the cover-up
clothes on, that's the way to go now. Besides,
its a lot closer to the cold beer and the BBQ
when you're sitting in the shade avoiding all
the fun down on the beach.
Well, it sure was good catching up with you.
I'm sure we'll be in touch more often, as long
as you stay away from that Turbulence Training
workout routine.
Brings a tear to my eye whenever I even think
about that workout program and all the belly
fat it's burned. Heck, it's fried more belly
fat than a frying pan!
So again, if you want to keep your dear old
belly around for another year and another
summer, don't use Turbulence Training -
otherwise, its all over pal, and you'll never
see me again.
Belly Fat says, "Don't use this"
==> http://www.turbulencetraining.com
Your friend and spare tire,
Belly Fat
PS - Seriously, don't go near that Turbulence
Training program unless you want to see me,
Thunder Thighs, Manboobs, Jigg Lee Arm Fat, and
Luv Handles pack our bags and hit the
highway.
It will be a sad farewell, and you'd be stuck
with ripped abs, gorgeous glutes, and toned
arms, and you know how much attention those
guys get from the opposite sex. Who needs it, I
say.
Craig Ballantyne is a Certified Strength
& Conditioning Specialist and writes for
Men's Health, Men's Fitness, Maximum Fitness,
Muscle and Fitness Hers, and Oxygen magazines.
His trademarked Turbulence Training fat loss
workouts have been featured multiple times in
Men’s Fitness and Maximum Fitness magazines,
and have helped thousands of men and women
around the world lose fat, gain muscle, and get
lean in less than 45 minutes three times per
week. For more information on the Turbulence
Training workouts that will help you burn fat
without long, slow cardio sessions or fancy
equipment, visit www.TurbulenceTraining.com
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